But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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