Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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