Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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