Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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