there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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