thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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