You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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