I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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