ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I think I just sharted jello shots
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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