dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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