if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i drank out of a bidet.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
PS: I just woke up from my shower
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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