the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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