If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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