i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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