Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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