Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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