I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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