There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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