I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Randomize
