its not stalking. its research.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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