: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
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