You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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