If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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