Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm passing your future prison.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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