Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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