Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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