I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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