We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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