windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I think I sprained my soul last night
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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