why didn't you poke me back
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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