She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just found puke in my bra..
My vagina just recognized that song.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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