she was so not down for the gang bang
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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