We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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