I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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