when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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