"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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