She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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