It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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