this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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