I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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