My brain says no but my pants say off.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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