My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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