my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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