So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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