His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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