Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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