I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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