Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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