so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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