Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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