So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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