what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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