Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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