when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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