fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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